I HAD A LITTLE PORKY PIG,
HIS BODY WAS SO CLEAN,
I KEPT HIM IN MY LITTLE SHED,
AND FEED HIM ON FRESH CREAM.
HE USED TO COME OUT FOOTBALLING,
AROUND THE FIELD HE WOULD ROLL,
SPECTATOR`S USED TO FLOCK AND SEE,
MY PORK PIG IN GOALS.
This is a poem i wrote when i was about 13 years old lol
semafu

then one day i got peckish
and my porky pig i greased
and when i'd finished roasting him
he made a filling feast